Brandon-ween
2004-11-01
@ 12:44 a.m.
After many years of my friends raving about Halloween at zouk, I finally had the chance to experience it first hand. Sadly, it was very overrated.
I had my share of Halloween in the office. His name is Brandon.
Brandon is our new intern who's been attached to the MIS department for 2 weeks as part of his attachment programme at ACS. I have no idea why a secondary school would send their students for attachment but then, its not in my place to question such things. All I know is that he is freakazoid.
So this kid from ACS, with his collared T-shirt, neatly tucked into his jeans, and those freaking glasses! Thick black plastic frames... I think even superman's gotta change that look eventually, so I'm betting it could be some kinda spy cam. Yes he is a nerd, a super freakazoid nerd from ACS.
All week, he's been going from desk to desk saying "Sir, I need to scan your computer. Madam, I need to scan your computer". Yea, alot of my colleagues were very amused by him, and some, like myself got rather annoyed by him.
So on Friday, he finally made his way to our department. in order to speed up the process, he decided to scan a few pcs at one go. For The rest of the afternoon, all I could hear were noises made by Brandon.
"GGrrrrr...GGrrruuuhhhh...Hhuurrrr!!!!" Then there was the occasional self mumbling "Woah! I'm Multitasking!" And no thanks to my mobile phone, he spent the rest of the day singing popeye the sailor man. L blames me for that. And of course there was the IT self mumbling too! "HHuuuuuuurrrrrhhh! This computer is so sloooooow. You need to yada yada yada (I kinda went into ignore mode to prevent my brains from blowing up). OH YYEESSSS!!! You got NORTON!!! That's Great!!! You have no idea how useful that is because yada yada yada (ignore mode, again).
Brandon annoys the shit out of me with his hhhhhuuurrrhhhs and ggggrrrrrss and his ability to "Woah look at me! I'm multitasking my multitasks!" Honestly, I don't give a shit about your mutant power. Just shut the fuck up, do your work, and keep the noise level down. You sound like you're giving birth or something!
I hope I don't see too much of him for next week, or however long his attachment is for. I feeling like grabbing his head slamming it into the monitor. Mmm maybe I can get DS to do the dirty work for me...hehe