Rantings about the tamer of the Demon Lord named Diana
2005-08-24
@ 11:09 p.m.
Ok. Who is Allan?
Allan's the new guy who got transferred from our Malaysian branch to Singapore HQ, export division. That makes him my colleague. And because he's been given a triple promotion, that makes him my superior, in a sense because although I'm not under him, he's still a manager.
It's been one week. I don't really want to size him up in 7 days but this guy is really getting on my nerves.
1) For a new guy, he's really loud. So I assumed that he thinks he's a manager, so he can be as loud as he wants.
2) He just admitted that he's new. So he's new AND loud.
3) This is really important and it really bothers me alot: He bullshits... ALOT!
Let me quote some bullshit he spits out!
"SK is related to the big boss."
"Japanese keeps pigs as pets."
"Bangladesh people were originally Muslims."
At first I thought he was amusing. After day 2, it's not funny anymore.
And oh yes, he's very PR! He talks to everyone and acts like he's everyone's best friend! What is wrong with this man? Can't he just sit his ass down and do his work? Since yesterday, I think he realised I've been avoiding him, so he's been making the extra effort to PR with me. Ooooh I'm supposed to be really touched because I got a new friend! Get lost man. Go stick ur thumb up ur ass and suck on it later. Yes, I'm a mean person. And guess what? Even Diana can't stand him!!! Yea! That Demon Lord can't stand Allan!
Allan... the Demon Lord tamer.
But no worries, the 3 amigos are here to save the day! Larry will catch him, Daniel will kill him, and I'll dump the body!